This Might Be The Funniest Person On All Of Twitter

In case you somehow haven't stumbled upon hilarious Twitter virtuoso Megan Amram, this is your wake up call. She's constantly tweeting out gem after gem, and even got hired to write for Parks and Rec following her Twitter success. She's since written for Children's Hospital, A.N.T. Farm, & NBC's The Good Place, but still finds the time to deliver top notch tweets like these:

1.

You can always tell a native of the island of Capri by how their legs are 25% shorter than ours

-- Megan Amram (@meganamram) September 10, 2016

2.

WHY was Mario Kart not called "Mario Speedwagon"

-- Megan Amram (@meganamram) May 12, 2012

3.

To honor the fact that Harriet Tubman is a woman, the 20 dollar bill will now only be worth 14 dollars

-- Megan Amram (@meganamram) April 20, 2016

4.

It's awful how video games desensitize kids to bosses

-- Megan Amram (@meganamram) June 10, 2016

5.

The world right now is like when you'd get bored with your Sim City and just use all the disaster options at once

-- Megan Amram (@meganamram) September 13, 2016

6.

when ur a kid u don't think u need to know anything u learn in school, but when you grow up u realize that u do play recorder like every day

-- Megan Amram (@meganamram) October 2, 2015

7.

There's literally no way to know how many chameleons are in your house

-- Megan Amram (@meganamram) January 15, 2012

8.

Did you know: Neil Diamond spent the first years of his career under the name "Neil Coal"

-- Megan Amram (@meganamram) August 20, 2016

9.

The Olympics are really conflicting for me because I hate sports but love necklaces

-- Megan Amram (@meganamram) August 16, 2016

10.

I think the most fucked up thing about the Catholic Church is that they force Bishops to only move in diagonals

-- Megan Amram (@meganamram) December 5, 2012

11.

Who cares about Trump's taxes, let's see him release his porn search keywords

-- Megan Amram (@meganamram) August 17, 2016

12.

Sometimes I feel like humanity is still in beta

-- Megan Amram (@meganamram) July 3, 2016

13.

Every time i do the jerk-off hand motion i hope I'm accidentally j-ing off a ghost

-- Megan Amram (@meganamram) June 18, 2016

14.

No one knows if you're cool when you're a jew because backwards yarmulkes look the same as normal ones

-- Megan Amram (@meganamram) May 19, 2016

15.

We're in the exact point of climate change as when wile e. coyote runs off the cliff but hasn't looked down yet

-- Megan Amram (@meganamram) September 2, 2016

Source: www.collegehumor.com