Here Are 13 Not-So-Bad Life Tips from Twitter

1.

Most of life doesn't turn out the way you expected. The trick is to keep pretending you can turn it into a personal essay.

-- Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) September 2, 2016

2.

LIFE HACK: if you over-tip by literally a dollar you can make someone's fucking week.

-- Siobhan Thompson (@vornietom) November 10, 2014

3.

life tip: if you write "tell me I'm pretty" in the special requests box when ordering a pizza they will do it.

-- Elijah Daniel (@elijahdaniel) February 23, 2014

4.

One weird tip for increasing your phone's battery life: talk to humans in person sometimes.

-- Joseph Scrimshaw (@JosephScrimshaw) December 29, 2014

5.

Life pro-tip: If you ever get any kind of high profile job, the first thing you should do is delete your twitter account.

-- Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) September 1, 2015

6.

"Some butts just don't want to be sniffed." - advice I gave my dog

-- Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) August 20, 2016

7.

Life advice for my daughter
1. Wipe front to back
2. Swipe right to left

-- dan mentos (@DanMentos) October 31, 2014

8.

Life advice:
1. Always watch the movie.
2. Never read the book.
3. Pretend to have read the book.
4. Always say the book was better.

-- Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) November 7, 2014

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Life Tip: Write all emails as if they'll be shared with the entire world some day

-- Sarah Lawrence (@whiskeyfoxxtrot) September 14, 2016

10.

monday life advice: if a guy acts like he doesn't care about you, don't take it as a personal challenge.

-- Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) May 16, 2016

11.

The best piece of advice I ever received from someone on Twitter was 'Don't take advice from people on Twitter.'

-- Mr Roger Quimbly (@RogerQuimbly) September 6, 2016

12.

I'll always remember this great life advice from my 5th grade teacher: "Sometimes I just drive my car far away, sit in it, and scream."

-- Joseph Scrimshaw (@JosephScrimshaw) November 7, 2014

13.

I'm in a really bad place and would really like some life advice unless it involves changing anything I'm currently doing.

-- maura quint (@behindyourback) September 14, 2016

Source: www.collegehumor.com