21 Best Twitter Reactions to Apple's iPhone 7 Event

Today Apple held its keynote address that rolled out some new stuff, but also let's be honest, nothing wildly different than its usual stuff. Some notables though: Mario is coming to the App Store in a game called Super Mario Run, Pokemon Go is coming to the Apple Watch, and the iPhone 7 was announced and is waterproof and (gasp) headphone jack-less. There will be these things called Air Pods that will be their wireless replacement. And there was maybe some other stuff with Apple Watches? We don't know. Weren't really listening to that part.

"We are jingling keys. These keys are jingling. Like never before. We could say... anything like this. And you would... buy it." - Apple

-- Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) September 7, 2016

Pokemon Go is coming to the Apple Watch, which is really exciting to three-months ago versions of everyone I know

-- David Pierce (@pierce) September 7, 2016

Worried about losing your wireless Airpods? For just $59.99, let me send you my new invention. #AppleEvent http://pic.twitter.com/1wzW5u0DnB

-- mah ree nah (@marinarachael) September 7, 2016

love the new apple #airpods http://pic.twitter.com/FlgGhNvN9r

-- i am strikes (@iamstrikesmusic) September 7, 2016

I already lost my AirPods

-- Nick Mundy (@dickfundy) September 7, 2016

The new iPhone has really got to bring it if apple wants me to upgrade from this rose-gold-painted rock I carry around

-- Anthony Schepis (@Schepizza) September 7, 2016

The number one feature I want in a new iPhone is for nobody to be able to call me on it.

-- Tim Siedell (@badbanana) September 7, 2016

A new and immersive way for fathers to whip their children #AppleEvent http://pic.twitter.com/Vf8W6zTWai

-- Jason (@ayyjqce) September 7, 2016

Buy Super Mario Run starting at $299.99 on the App Store with the release of the iPhone 7!

-- Shigeru Miyamoto (@RealShigeruM) September 7, 2016

(my apple event)
the new me is better at napping than ever before

i've partnered with my bed 

now for more, let's hear from my blankies

-- Ryan Creamer (@ryguyguyry) September 7, 2016

This is Nintendo's best E3 conference in years.

-- Brittney Brombacher (@BlondeNerd) September 7, 2016

So excited for Apple's new AirBuds http://pic.twitter.com/qQnbGn8P1e

-- Matthew Inman (@Oatmeal) September 7, 2016

The new water-resistant Pancake. http://pic.twitter.com/sOpzLyeMVf

-- Denny's (@DennysDiner) September 7, 2016

rice plummets after waterproof iphone announcement

-- ceeks (@70Ceeks) September 7, 2016

the new iPhone is water resistant awesome!!! i can use it as a raft for my doodies

-- Megan Neuringer (@MeganNeuringer) September 7, 2016

"How To Talk To a Woman Wearing iPhone 7's Wireless Headphones with Custom 'Bluetooth-like Technology" https://t.co/Ta4vHIMRer

-- Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) September 7, 2016

With the iPhone 7, Apple solves the age old problem of:
"How can Apple force people to use their shitty headphones?"
Innovation!

-- Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) September 7, 2016

http://pic.twitter.com/vZ1jYCwPS6

-- Shane Boyce (@getboyce) September 7, 2016

Have you dreamed of charging your earbuds well guess what

-- Joshua Topolsky (@joshuatopolsky) September 7, 2016

Just saved myself £159. #AppleEvent http://pic.twitter.com/u3cQ05co7r

-- azy (@azymanzur) September 7, 2016

Breaking News:
Child Drowns playing Pokemon GO on the Apple Watch

-- Shigeru Miyamoto (@RealShigeruM) September 7, 2016

Source: www.collegehumor.com