18 Disney Tweets That Will Make You See the Movies Differently

1.

BELLE: marry gaston? I want so much more than this provincial life! so i'll marry a prince and go live in a castle in the woods somewhere

-- Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) May 23, 2016

2.

cinderella: a young woman is saved from an abusive household, thanks to her extremely regular sized feet

-- Andrew Bridgman (@PubeGoldberg) October 3, 2015

3.

[watching Aladdin]

6-year-old: I know what I'd wish for.

Me: What?

6: A tube of toothpaste that never runs out.

Dream big, kid.

-- James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) September 11, 2016

4.

If the Beast is a prince isn't he in charge of the people in Belle's village? Can't he just fucking behead gaston?

-- Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) February 8, 2016

5.

"Sorry I'm late, I got held up." - Simba

-- Rhys James (@rhysjamesy) January 13, 2015

6.

[on the magic carpet]
Aladdin: a whole new world
Jasmine: this is the same world, we're just higher up

-- David Hughes (@david8hughes) August 26, 2016

7.

You know little kids in Notre Dame would hit each other whenever they saw Quasimodo like "hunchback no punchbacks"

-- Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) August 5, 2016

8.

"You're still a winner," Pinocchio whispered into his third drink. He wept as his nose grew to touch the glass.

-- Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) August 22, 2014

9.

Simba - "welcome to... The bone zone"
Nala - "the what?"
Simba - "elephant graveyard. I said elephant graveyard"

-- Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) April 18, 2016

10.

GOOFS: Gaston is not roughly the size of a barge.

-- Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) May 10, 2015

11.

If I was Ariel I would have swum right the fuck out of there as soon as that dumb crab started talking about seaweed being in a lake

-- Siobhan Thompson (@vornietom) June 19, 2015

12.

ESTATE AGENT: Here's the garden as y
SIMBA: Shut up a second
[the sun comes out from behind a cloud]
SIMBA: This belongs to me now

-- Joe West (@joejwest) November 27, 2014

13.

Peter Pan would have DEFINITELY gone by Petey

-- Shea (@sheastrauss) February 13, 2016

14.

"I want to be a real boy," wished Pinocchio with all his heart. "A blood-covered skeleton that will shit and age and die."

-- Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) June 12, 2013

15.

We really never talked enough about the fact that Ariel's main hobby was "looting corpses for whatever they had in their pockets."

-- Sady Doyle (@sadydoyle) March 18, 2014

16.

"Check out my Chinese character tattoo."
(Lifts sleeve. Reveals tattoo of Mulan)
"It means hope."

-- Jesse Neil (@JTrainNeil) June 5, 2015

17.

"Kill your Darlings" - the malevolent voices inside Peter Pan's head

-- Blythe Roberson (@blythelikehappy) April 6, 2016

18.

everybody says Ariel's the hipster but Pocahontas is all "um yeah, wolf cry to the blue corn moon, you probably haven't heard it"

-- dan chamberlain (@amfmpm) August 21, 2014

Source: www.collegehumor.com