16 Tweets About Dating That Are Too Relatable
1.
dates 1-4: let me tell u about my extremely normal hobbies and interests
-- Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) August 30, 2016
date 5: i don't think the moon is real
2.
Me irl: everyone is beautiful in their own special unique way!
-- anna fitzpatrick (@bananafitz) August 1, 2016
Me on tinder: lol this guy doesn't know his angles I hope he never finds love
3.
There are plenty of fish in the sea that are exactly like your ex.
-- Jasmine Pierce (@jasminecomedy) June 16, 2016
4.
How many dates do you go on before you tell the other person you are but a projection of their mind?
-- Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) September 5, 2016
5.
Tip : when a someone stops talking to you on a dating app just message them "I'm going to give you some space and let you figure this out."
-- Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) June 6, 2016
6.
Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider. Girls go to Venus because there are no boys there, so it's crazy safe for them.
-- Jesse Neil (@JTrainNeil) August 25, 2016
7.
i've given up dating and sex for a while and let me just say, this seems pointless and i'm learning nothing
-- Barbara Gray (@BabsGray) September 8, 2016
8.
"when I was your age I had a hard time dating too. you'll find someone. don't worry."
-- Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) August 24, 2016
"I'm 98 now. it never got better."
"oh ok word."
9.
Girlfriend: you wanna learn how to check tire pressure?
-- Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) August 23, 2016
Me: no
GF: what are you going to do if you need to someday?
Me: keep dating lesbians
10.
dating in high school: lets make out
-- Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) August 1, 2016
dating in college: lets get drunk and make out
dating as an adult: lets do our best to not die alone
11.
dunkin donuts cashier hands me my ice tea and our thumbs touch
-- Ingrid Ostby (@ingridostby) August 11, 2016
me: thank you for taking me to this beautiful restaurant for our first date
12.
'i caught one, now what?'
-- luisa dÃez (@luisadieznuts) July 9, 2016
- me playing pokemon/dating
13.
Tinder is just an eye exam.
-- Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) August 25, 2016
14.
My dating advice to my friends is usually "break up" and I am pretty much always right
-- Jake Weisman (@weismanjake) May 24, 2016
15.
and with a cold determination thus did we only post "ugly" photos of ourselves on dating apps so we didn't "trick anybody"
-- Ariana Lenarsky (@aardvarsk) August 31, 2016
16.
Dating timeline http://pic.twitter.com/ot2vm7FaVv
-- Angela Vitello (@angie__pants) July 2, 2016
Source: www.collegehumor.com
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