12 Truth-Filled Tweets That Are Painfully Relatable

We're all lonely and awkward and full of regrets - but articulating it like that is sad and painful. Thankfully, the internet gods created Twitter to address this very issue - so that we could use those 140 characters to make self-deprecating, relatable jokes to hide the pain of existence.

1.

friend: how are things?

me: things are good!

narrator: things were not good

-- keely flaherty (@flahertykeely) August 25, 2016

2.

How to adult:

At work? Want to go home.

At home? Want to do something.

Doing something? Want to be in bed.

In bed? Don't sleep.

-- Tony (@Tmoney68) December 29, 2015

3.

I get more excited seeing my luggage on a baggage carousel than I do seeing a person I know.

-- Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) June 15, 2012

4.

Movies:"Of course I recognize you, in 2009 we exchanged a glance"
Real life:"apparently that chatty old lady in the elevator was my grandma"

-- Mike Ginn (@shutupmikeginn) July 4, 2016

5.

my parents, at 27: married, with a kid

me, at 27: i prefer ordering pizza Online so i don't have to ever interact with a human person

-- Alex Manley (@alex_icon) August 24, 2016

6.

ME, TEXTING MY CRUSH: have any plans tonight?
HER: no not yet!! i'm totally free and available
ME: ok well have a good night whatever u do

-- chuuch (@ch000ch) April 30, 2016

7.

[at applebee's bar]
Bartender: Hey man how's it goin?
Me: Oh hi my life is fantastic that's why I'm at the Applebee's bar.

-- Mastodan (@dannyhottubs) March 25, 2015

8.

I want to feel about anything the way dogs feel about Outside

-- Patricia Lockwood (@TriciaLockwood) December 21, 2012

9.

When parents say to kids "go to ur room & think about what you've done" it's really good practice for what you'll do every night as an adult

-- pat tobin (@tastefactory) September 18, 2015

10.

me: im a pretty laid back guy
doctor: actually Mike you have three different diseases from stress and another two from handling it so poorly

-- Mike F (@mikefossey) January 18, 2015

11.

So much of my adult life has been spent pretending I wasn't going for a high five

-- nina gann (@ninatreemonkey) January 20, 2016

12.

what about watching eight dog riding skateboard videos in a row makes youtube ads think i'm in any position in life to buy a fucking lexus

-- rob whisman (@robwhisman) April 10, 2016

Source: www.collegehumor.com