12 Mildly Amusing Tweets That Will Make You Quietly Giggle
Hey you - you look like you could use a quiet giggle, a small chuckle, or perhaps even (dare I say) a light tee-hee. Well, your mild snicker-free existence is about to be put to an end, all thanks to the below delightful tweets. Titter gently, dear reader!
1.
Steve: did u guys get a good pic of me
-- gregory erskine (@cat_beltane) August 19, 2015
Dave: ya dont worry
Steve: which pic did u use
Mark: dont worry about it http://pic.twitter.com/JRiB79dxbh
2.
scully: victim died of multiple stab wounds
-- M•IL•TY Side B (@themiltron) June 3, 2016
mulder: *throws her a file* ever heard of the knife alien
3.
ARBYS EXEC: So I hear u have a new sandwich idea?
-- pat tobin (@tastefactory) March 28, 2016
ADVERTISING GUY: Yes, it's...*blanks on the word fish* It's uhh... http://pic.twitter.com/unBMnhBg8K
4.
Her: when you said "magical in bed" this isn't exactly what I was exp-
-- Derek (@ProdigyNelson) January 17, 2016
Me: *holds up 8 of hearts* is this your card
Her: *softly* holy shit
5.
What can possibly go wrong? http://pic.twitter.com/NI0tjyhFfA
-- Ron Baalke (@RonBaalke) July 30, 2016
6.
Ahhh yes of course, I adore wine. I especially love [looks down at bottle of Pinot Grigio] peanut Gregorio
-- Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) January 19, 2015
7.
imagine being this cool http://pic.twitter.com/T9rWWL4SAj
-- jona (@glowgarbage) May 15, 2016
8.
Jared Leto - "hey girl I got 2 tickets to Normal Al Yankovic"
-- Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) August 10, 2016
"um...isn't it Weird Al Yankovic?"
"to you maybe, but not me, Jared Leto"
9.
If they ever invent a better photo than caramel corn dog I don't even want to see it because I would die on the spot http://pic.twitter.com/PXhsi5vmFL
-- David Thorpe (@Arr) July 23, 2013
10.
Jehovah's Witness: Do you have time to talk about Jesus?
-- The Bice Is Right (@Pro_Jones_) November 3, 2015
Jesus: *In disguise* sure
JW: He's lame
J: *rips off fake beard* Big mistake pal
11.
before mcdonald's i bet "don't buy cheeseburgers from a clown" was a pretty hard and fast rule
-- mustard (@nice_mustard) July 18, 2012
12.
Pleasure to meet you. The name's... http://pic.twitter.com/Auq5ynNTHJ
-- Jay C (@jaybn1) August 18, 2016
Source: www.collegehumor.com
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