12 Harry Potter Tweets to Get You Ready to Go Back to Hogwarts

It's September 1st and you know what that means ... THE PERFECT DAY FOR HARRY POTTER INTERNET CONTENT! Here are some Harry Potter tweets to quench your magical desires if The Cursed Child didn't do it for you...

1.

Just started awake from a nap thinking about what the conductor on the Hogwarts Express does for the other 359 days a year

-- Siobhan Thompson (@vornietom) August 2, 2015

2.

Don't use a wizard wand to stir your coffee it happened once at Hogwarts the coffee expanded & flooded the dining hall 300 kids drowned

-- Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) August 16, 2016

3.

DUMBLEDORE: why do u want to teach defence against the dark arts
EVIL WIZARD: to murder harry potter
DUMBLEDORE: [not listening] ok ur hired

-- Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) August 29, 2016

4.

My favorite Harry Potter quote is from book #5: "Ron noticed that Hermione had gotten really hot over the summer. Like, stupid fucking hot."

-- Mike Ginn (@shutupmikeginn) August 16, 2016

5.

I don't usually support charter schools but I feel like it's definitely something the parents at Hogwarts should have considered.

-- Ijeoma Oluo (@IjeomaOluo) January 1, 2016

6.

top 3 pals:
- gal
- harry potter puppet
- pay

-- Alexis Wilkinson (@OhGodItsAlexis) August 13, 2016

7.

Do you think Hogwarts has an alive painting of Hitler that they all spit on

-- Daniel Hiddleswift (@kibblesmith) July 3, 2016

8.

OKAY BUT HOW DOES BREXIT AFECT HOGWARTS

-- jomny sun (@jonnysun) June 24, 2016

9.

Do you think Hogwarts was started just because four friends had alliterative names?

-- Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) February 1, 2016

10.

Hogwarts should have an online school newspaper called the Hufflington Puff. Whoa that joke was so good @jk_rowling is giving me her fortune

-- Dan Gurewitch (@DanGurewitch) January 28, 2015

11.

Hogwarts is the only high school in the world where none of the teachers are married to each other and having an affair with the gym coach

-- Chloe Cole (@chlocol) December 17, 2015

12.

would you have a President Hermione or a President Dudley Dursley? Bc Sirius Black has already died 4 the cause @ this point u fucking brats

-- mitra jouhari (@tweetrajouhari) July 26, 2016

Source: www.collegehumor.com