10 Funny Observations About Sleeping with Someone Who Snores

1.

Stages: Coping w Snorer
1 Nudge
2 Say "You're Snoring"
3 Roll them
4 Kick/Growl
5 Stab w pen
6 Scream TAKE THIS CUP O SUFFERING AWAY FROM ME

-- Amanda (@Manda_like_wine) May 26, 2016

2.

4am. You are asleep again. I am awake. I am making a tape of you snoring. I will use this in court when I plead insanity.

-- Very Short Story (@VeryShortStory) September 3, 2015

3.

It's not a relationship until someone adamantly denies snoring.

-- Joe Berkowitz (@JoeBerkowitz) July 14, 2015

4.

Snore again and I'll smother you.

--married pillow talk

-- James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) January 16, 2015

5.

"Oh, I don't snore." --people who snore

-- Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) June 12, 2012

6.

Mel Gibson's new film is called "Hacksaw Ridge" which I can only assume is an epic tale about a man trying to conquer my boyfriend's snoring

-- Problem Glasses (@saraschaefer1) September 7, 2016

7.

[cat snoring next to me]
Me: Aww. *pets her*
[husband snoring next to me]
Me: Are you fucking kidding me right now? *shoves him off the bed*

-- OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) October 31, 2015

8.

Snoring: Because it's important your partner is reminded that you're an arsehole even when you're asleep

-- Token Geezer (@Token_Geezer) June 16, 2015

9.

The Venn diagram of men and men who snore and men who complain about other men snoring is a photo of the burning midday sun.

-- Stephanie Hasz (@StephHasz) June 13, 2014

10. 

Observations on life: the loudest snorer in the room always falls asleep first.

-- Insignificant Other (@ElleOhHell) May 6, 2015

Source: www.collegehumor.com