15 Funny Tweets Guaranteed To Make You Chuckle Gently

The world is a scary and miserable place - so distract yourself from the overwhelming weight of responsibility and regret that consumes your every waking moment with a few funny tweets.

1.

this lil ass child about to be sent to the uno equivalent of the shadow realm http://pic.twitter.com/jSmc7Ff80t

-- TURBO THOT (@FKApup) April 21, 2016

2.

NO GOOGLE I MEANT THIS http://pic.twitter.com/LFaek8aPx5

-- neck ass! (@Spungke) August 12, 2016

3.

SHIT. NO. GODDAMMIT http://pic.twitter.com/daN0HWhQOI

-- rob whisman (@robwhisman) August 29, 2015

4.

The three followers that always Like/Retweet all of your tweets http://pic.twitter.com/Tjv0AWpqli

-- Jake (@Pawksy) July 24, 2016

5.

is he peeing into the frog's mouth ... or is the frog spitting on his dick http://pic.twitter.com/OvC2zNRg6U

-- Patricia Lockwood (@TriciaLockwood) June 11, 2016

6.

i paid for in-flight wifi so i could tweet this immediately http://pic.twitter.com/nnwpcyYC8V

-- David Farrier (@davidfarrier) June 23, 2016

7.

Cornholio? I haven't heard that name in years... http://pic.twitter.com/BPM2zO0j8r

-- Ollie Garch (@ojedge) August 8, 2016

8.

i dont get it. are we too lazy or not lazy enough http://pic.twitter.com/U93cIKhCYW

-- chris hooks (@cd_hooks) August 22, 2016

9.

if this cat told me to murder someone I would http://pic.twitter.com/A8WMq514Jv

-- kerish the thot (@joanofdarkness) August 6, 2016

10.

long ago it was foretold http://pic.twitter.com/3kyDwsboku

-- mairead case (@maireadcase) March 27, 2016

11.

Bookstore, my man, how you been? http://pic.twitter.com/shofJFp1uY

-- stefan heck (@boring_as_heck) July 9, 2016

12.

RIP theater designer who died in the middle of dictating this sign http://pic.twitter.com/XzNGLtSsyD

-- Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) July 8, 2016

13.

[at the mall]
"Excuse me? I lost my son. Can I please make an announcement?"
"Of course."
[leans in to mic]
"Goodbye you little shit."

-- David Hughes (@david8hughes) May 9, 2014

14.

An old lady on the bus just tried to set me up with her daughter. Here's everything she knows about me:

1) I don't have a car

-- Mike Ginn (@shutupmikeginn) May 2, 2016

15.

I've reached the final level. http://pic.twitter.com/xyQIkylqPJ

-- O(tires) (@ohlol) May 24, 2016

Source: www.collegehumor.com