11 Funny Dares You Should Absolutely Not Try

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THOUGHT EXPERIMENT: text a casual acquaintance you're sick of the lies

-- Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) August 17, 2016

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a thing you might consider is: next time you're at the movies and there's a sex scene, ask aloud (REAL loud) "ARE Y'ALL GETTIN BONERS"

-- Lucas Gardner (@Lucas_Gardner) November 19, 2012

3.

Next time you overhear someone complaining to a barista at Starbucks, I dare you to lean in and whisper-sing IT'S A VERY VERY ... MAD WORLD.

-- Daniel Hiddleswift (@kibblesmith) July 14, 2016

4.

Next time you're buying something, hand the cashier your item and say, "I thought about it, and I decided not to steal this"

-- Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) March 18, 2016

5.

Next time you're getting a teeth cleaning, reach up and gently caress the dentist's face to let him know he's doing a good job.

-- Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) May 2, 2014

6.

Next time you see a young child acting out in public, ask the parents if it's a rescue.

-- Andrew Michaan (@AndrewMichaan) April 27, 2016

7.

Next time you have sex see how many lyrics from Rocket Man you can sneak in before they notice.

-- Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) March 21, 2015

8.

The funniest thing you could do with a suicide note is pick a random person out from Twitter and just blame everything on them

-- Jake Weisman (@weismanjake) August 14, 2016

9.

Next time you're at a diner, why not ask for your eggs "funny side up" so the waiter knows you have a great sense of humor

-- Brian Murphy (@chmurph) November 6, 2013

10.

If you work on a morning talk show I dare you to replace the host's coffee with a mug of soy sauce.

-- Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) December 10, 2013

11.

GUYS: Next time you're at a men's room urinal with dividers, whisper to the dude next to you: "I can't see it, but it sounds SPECTACULAR!"

-- Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 13, 2016

Source: www.collegehumor.com